“I’m not sarcastic, it’s my professional demeanor". Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

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“I’m not sarcastic, it’s my professional demeanor". Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

$24.99

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Perfect for the office jokester, the boss with a sharp wit, or anyone whose “serious face” gets mistaken for sarcasm. This tee says it all—without you having to explain yourself (again). Comfortable, stylish, and guaranteed to spark a laugh in the break room.

This heavyweight cotton t-shirt is a durable staple product with a classic fit. One of the most popular items, it has a relaxed style made for casual wear.

  • Seamless double-needle collar
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
  • Taped neck and shoulders for durability

Fabrication: Solid Colors are made from 100% cotton (preshrunk jersey knit); Ash Grey is 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Heather Colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester.


Size guide


  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33 33.9 35
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56 59.8 63.8
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28 29.9 31.9



Care Instructions

General The tee combines comfort, style, and durability, making it a top choice for both everyday wear and craft projects.
Wash Maintain the tee's look and feel by washing it in cold water with similar colors.
Dry Tumble dry low or hang dry to preserve the fabric integrity and print quality.
Store Ideal for retail and online stores looking for a high-quality, customizable tee that supports ethical manufacturing practices

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“I’m not sarcastic, it’s my professional demeanor". Heavyweight Unisex Crewneck T-shirt

$24.99

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