Calm on the Outside Premium Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

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Calm on the Outside Premium Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

$34.99

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This shirt is for professionals who smile politely…
while mentally losing it.  If you’ve ever sat through a meeting thinking “I need a raise and a nap”, this tee gets you.  The bold chicken graphic paired with sarcastic humor makes this the perfect burnout shirt for people who are tired of pretending — but still showing up.  This soft long-sleeved crew shirt is a good choice for a classic long sleeve t-shirt.

100% combed ringspun cotton
32 singles thread weight
4.3 oz. fabric weight
Fabric laundered
Set-in 1x1 baby rib collar
Tear away label

This product is made on demand. No minimums.

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
A) Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 33
B) Width (inches) 36 40 44 48 52 56
B) Half Chest (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 28
C) Sleeve Length (inches) 26.9 27.2 27.6 28 28.3 28.7



Care instructions

Wash Machine wash warm (max 40C or 105F), wash garment inside out with similar colors
Tumble Dry Low
Bleach Only non-chlorine
Dry Clean Do not dry clean
Iron Do not iron

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Calm on the Outside Premium Unisex Longsleeve T-shirt

$34.99

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